Stuff roll'n around in my head...

[Hanaji Da Galka]

Okie... Some theories should just be tested and not assumed to be fact!

You can pick your friends...
You can pick your nose...
But can you pick your friend's nose?

I mean really... If the person is really a friend and they notice that you have a boogy hanging inside your snout... Shouldnt a "True Friend" be brave enuff to poke a finger up there an help ya yank it out? And even more important... Shouldnt you as a "True Friend" be grateful for this important and delicate "Snot Removal"?

I just dont think it's fair for someone who calls themselves a "Friend" to immediately contact the Jueno Police Dept. and file a Restraining Order just because a tiny act of friendship!

Im certain that many of you feel the same way and if you would be so kind to raise a few gil for my bail money I would be most appreciative!

Oh by the way, also ask Nerf to drop the charges!

[nerf]

It wasn't really the matter of Boogey-removal that was the issue but rather the over-excessive use of force in doing so!
To avoid future charges kindly consider the following prior to helping other people:

1) Do make sure the helpee is awake.
2) Do not use an object larger than the helpee's nostril during the extraction of said boogey-in-question.
3) Please provide a minimum three seconds' warning before whipping the shower curtains open to aid the helpee.
4) Hurling the helpee to the ground and sitting on them in order to restrain them during the necessary operation is also discouraged. (Especially if it is of a Galka-on-Taru nature!)
5) For the love of all that's holy...please be sure the orifice you're aiming to extract from is the correct one.

[naezjinra]

Ok, this Galka on Taru crime has got to stop! I mean, even though Tarutaru fit perfectly up the arse of a Galka does not mean that you should use them as a plug remover..... The Taru have only helped the Galka and look what you do to them, give them dirty subligara to live in while you have them work your farming grounds! This behavior will not be tolerated and you shall be punished for your actions!

you dirty Galka you, bad Gigantor, BAD!!!