Post by kenna on Feb 17, 2007 1:15:20 GMT -5
Sorry, I found this and HAD to repost. I was dying laughing. lolDRG.
PLD: Sir! The ninja are advancing!
KNT: sh*t! Get out your low delay weapons, we're going in!
NIN: YOU GONNA DIE MOTHER@#%^ERS, I GOT A FULL TWO STACKS OF SHIHEI
PLD: YOU STFU YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR A TANK
PLD: Dude, they have full stacks of shihei!
KNT: The alchemists must be filthy rich. We advance strategically!
DRG: May I join along side you knightly brothers?
PLD/KNT: STFU N00B
DRG:
WOODWORKERS: wtf?
-The Battle Ensues-
PLD: He keeps recasting shadows!
KNT: Did you equip a Joyeuse!?
PLD: Yes, but he keeps dodging me!
KNT: I TOLD YOU TO LEVEL UP YOUR SWORD SKILL
NIN: I keep casting elemental magic at him and keeps just friggin' curing himself whenever he's about to die.
SHINOBI: They have auto-refresh now. We must take them on together!
NIN/SHIN: YAAARGH
PLD: *block block block* TP GO!!!
NIN: What the fu-BLAAAAAAARGH!
SHIN: You fool, he built TP because you were using a low delay/dmg weapon!
NIN: I thought my TP reducing trait would balance that out!
SHIN: You stupid @#%^, those things are useless!
KNT: Ready to die you d**n ninja scum!?
NIN: I don't think so! SILENCING NINJA ATTACK!?
KNT:
NIN: Ha! Your silenced!
KNT: *Echo drop*
NIN: d**n, I so wasn't expecting you to have basic tanking items that would ensure your survival.
KNT: I can see how you would make that mistake with THIS player base!
SHIN: Stop talking to that shiney pretty boy and let's take these mother @#%^ers!
DRG: LFG!! Ninjas! invite me to your party!!!
NIN: /p that drg wants an invite
SHIN: /p lol, n00b.
NIN: loldragoon
DRG:
-The Battle Keeps Not Being Done Yet-
PLD: SIR! I'm running our of MP!
KNT: Equip your hercules ring when soloing to help regenerate your Hp and MP!
PLD: No way, that only activates at orange HP! I'll be dead by then! Nevermind my godly defense, it WON'T WORK!
KNT: Fine! Here, I've cured you, now equip your parade gorget!
PLD: NOW I AM INVINCIBLE
NIN: That Paladin dodged one of my blows! EQUIP SCORPION HARNESS!
SHIN: But your parsing like, 97% acc! You're only going to accomplish doing less damage in this set up!
NIN: ...EQUIP SCORPION HARNESS (stuipdlooking+2)
-sh*t, I'm bored of typing-
PLD: Sir! There's no end to this!
KNT: You notice our entire war consists of only us two and them two talking?
PLD: The others aren't using /sh
KNT: lolnoobs.
NIN: YOU TWO READY TO DIE YET?
PLD: Uh, no.
NIN: Well you should be, because, we sent two of our guys to a merit party!
PLD: ...The @#%^ is that?
NIN: It's a party where we stand around with some warriors and mindlessly kill things!
PLD: ...What?
NIN: You EXP with full damage dealers and things die!
PLD: ...You mean, you like, use your shadows and equip damage dealing gear and let hate bounce off memebers to absorb shadows and allow yourselves to take little damage as well as dishing out large damage?
NIN: Yes, something like that!
PLD: So like, they all sub ninja and use high DPS weapons?
NIN: Yes.
PLD: So like, I could theoritically equip a full set of expensive DD equipment, maybe buy a company and get a Joyeuse, and we could get good EXP and merit ourselves up?
NIN: Well yeah, you probably could considering you have the third highest STR in the game and aren't really limited from any DD gear in any way shape or form and have a nice four hit critical weaponskill and a large TP gain and the highest sword skill in the game.
PLD: ...IT WILL NEVER WORK!!! I WILL NEVER SUB YOUR DIRTY JOB!!!
SHIN: So, subbing a brutal, axe weilding, psychopath who yells insults at monsters to get their attention is somehow more noble?
PLD: Well I'm not gonna sub whm, that'd make me gimp.
SHIN: Good point.
-Nobody has even died yet, wtf-
PLD: ARE YOU READY TO SURRENDER!
NIN: YOUR MOTHER IS FAT
PLD: WTF!?
DRG: LFG
PLD/NIN: STFU!!!!
DRG: NO! I WILL NOT BE SILENCED ANY LONGER!
PLD: I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS GUY
NIN: YOU!? YEAH RIGHT!
*Battle noises*
PLD: WTF!?
NIN: I DIED!?
DRG: YES! You see, me and my wyvern, we share a speacial bond. He cures me, and I cure him. We are invincible, we are powerful. With our co-operation we can solo the likes you take too god d**n long too. Together your weaknesses are present, but TOGETHER you cover each other brilliantly.
PLD: Your the one that wanted to 1 on 1.
DRG: Whatever. The point is, you are equal in power, capable of becoming almighty together. Don't you see? Your abilities compliment each other beutifully. Paladin, with the ninja there you can focus more on your DD aspect and skill up your @#%^ing sword. I mean, what the @#%^, you're level 75?
PLD: I use a staff.
DRG: ...
PLD: 20% damage reduction yo.
DRG: ...Right. Ninja, with the Paladin you can make up for your inherit weakness.
NIN: NIN HAVE NO WEAKNESS
DRG: Do not let arrogance consume you! You shatter like glass if you don't have your shadows up. With the Paladin you have access to cover, flash, and curative magic.
PLD: He does make some sense...
NIN: Yes I agree.
PLD: What do you say we work together.
NIN: Yes, yes let's do that.
PLD: */ma "Raise" NIN
DRG: See! Now you're more powerful than anyone. ...Oh @#%^. COME TO ME EIZENHAN.
. . . . . . . . .
DRG: Eizenhan??
BST: Oh? Was that your pet? Sorry, I needed something to keep that goobue offa me.
DRG: ...You charmed my wyvern?
BST: Dude, they come back like, every 20 minutes now.
DRG: But our bond is unbreakable! How could he succumb to such powers seductive powers!?
BST: Listen bud, charming animals and then having them ruthelessly kill their friends and family is what I do.
DRG: That's...horrible! Me and Eizenhan work together to defeat our foes!
BST: Yeah, and yet rdm get the pimp hat. Cruel world. Also, you got arggo.
DRG: Ahhhh!
PLD/NIN: YEEAAAAAAAAAARGH
DRK: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
NIN: Wait, where the @#%^ did you come from?
DRK: I JUST LIKE TO KILL THINGS!!! LOLZ!!!!
PLD: Works for me!
And so the war between NIN and PLD was ended in the annhilation of the dragoons. The ninja and Paladin grew to know and respect each others abilities, viewing each other was powerful tanks in their own right, an unstoppable force together. And all was right in the world.
THE END.
PLD: Sir! The ninja are advancing!
KNT: sh*t! Get out your low delay weapons, we're going in!
NIN: YOU GONNA DIE MOTHER@#%^ERS, I GOT A FULL TWO STACKS OF SHIHEI
PLD: YOU STFU YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR A TANK
PLD: Dude, they have full stacks of shihei!
KNT: The alchemists must be filthy rich. We advance strategically!
DRG: May I join along side you knightly brothers?
PLD/KNT: STFU N00B
DRG:
WOODWORKERS: wtf?
-The Battle Ensues-
PLD: He keeps recasting shadows!
KNT: Did you equip a Joyeuse!?
PLD: Yes, but he keeps dodging me!
KNT: I TOLD YOU TO LEVEL UP YOUR SWORD SKILL
NIN: I keep casting elemental magic at him and keeps just friggin' curing himself whenever he's about to die.
SHINOBI: They have auto-refresh now. We must take them on together!
NIN/SHIN: YAAARGH
PLD: *block block block* TP GO!!!
NIN: What the fu-BLAAAAAAARGH!
SHIN: You fool, he built TP because you were using a low delay/dmg weapon!
NIN: I thought my TP reducing trait would balance that out!
SHIN: You stupid @#%^, those things are useless!
KNT: Ready to die you d**n ninja scum!?
NIN: I don't think so! SILENCING NINJA ATTACK!?
KNT:
NIN: Ha! Your silenced!
KNT: *Echo drop*
NIN: d**n, I so wasn't expecting you to have basic tanking items that would ensure your survival.
KNT: I can see how you would make that mistake with THIS player base!
SHIN: Stop talking to that shiney pretty boy and let's take these mother @#%^ers!
DRG: LFG!! Ninjas! invite me to your party!!!
NIN: /p that drg wants an invite
SHIN: /p lol, n00b.
NIN: loldragoon
DRG:
-The Battle Keeps Not Being Done Yet-
PLD: SIR! I'm running our of MP!
KNT: Equip your hercules ring when soloing to help regenerate your Hp and MP!
PLD: No way, that only activates at orange HP! I'll be dead by then! Nevermind my godly defense, it WON'T WORK!
KNT: Fine! Here, I've cured you, now equip your parade gorget!
PLD: NOW I AM INVINCIBLE
NIN: That Paladin dodged one of my blows! EQUIP SCORPION HARNESS!
SHIN: But your parsing like, 97% acc! You're only going to accomplish doing less damage in this set up!
NIN: ...EQUIP SCORPION HARNESS (stuipdlooking+2)
-sh*t, I'm bored of typing-
PLD: Sir! There's no end to this!
KNT: You notice our entire war consists of only us two and them two talking?
PLD: The others aren't using /sh
KNT: lolnoobs.
NIN: YOU TWO READY TO DIE YET?
PLD: Uh, no.
NIN: Well you should be, because, we sent two of our guys to a merit party!
PLD: ...The @#%^ is that?
NIN: It's a party where we stand around with some warriors and mindlessly kill things!
PLD: ...What?
NIN: You EXP with full damage dealers and things die!
PLD: ...You mean, you like, use your shadows and equip damage dealing gear and let hate bounce off memebers to absorb shadows and allow yourselves to take little damage as well as dishing out large damage?
NIN: Yes, something like that!
PLD: So like, they all sub ninja and use high DPS weapons?
NIN: Yes.
PLD: So like, I could theoritically equip a full set of expensive DD equipment, maybe buy a company and get a Joyeuse, and we could get good EXP and merit ourselves up?
NIN: Well yeah, you probably could considering you have the third highest STR in the game and aren't really limited from any DD gear in any way shape or form and have a nice four hit critical weaponskill and a large TP gain and the highest sword skill in the game.
PLD: ...IT WILL NEVER WORK!!! I WILL NEVER SUB YOUR DIRTY JOB!!!
SHIN: So, subbing a brutal, axe weilding, psychopath who yells insults at monsters to get their attention is somehow more noble?
PLD: Well I'm not gonna sub whm, that'd make me gimp.
SHIN: Good point.
-Nobody has even died yet, wtf-
PLD: ARE YOU READY TO SURRENDER!
NIN: YOUR MOTHER IS FAT
PLD: WTF!?
DRG: LFG
PLD/NIN: STFU!!!!
DRG: NO! I WILL NOT BE SILENCED ANY LONGER!
PLD: I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS GUY
NIN: YOU!? YEAH RIGHT!
*Battle noises*
PLD: WTF!?
NIN: I DIED!?
DRG: YES! You see, me and my wyvern, we share a speacial bond. He cures me, and I cure him. We are invincible, we are powerful. With our co-operation we can solo the likes you take too god d**n long too. Together your weaknesses are present, but TOGETHER you cover each other brilliantly.
PLD: Your the one that wanted to 1 on 1.
DRG: Whatever. The point is, you are equal in power, capable of becoming almighty together. Don't you see? Your abilities compliment each other beutifully. Paladin, with the ninja there you can focus more on your DD aspect and skill up your @#%^ing sword. I mean, what the @#%^, you're level 75?
PLD: I use a staff.
DRG: ...
PLD: 20% damage reduction yo.
DRG: ...Right. Ninja, with the Paladin you can make up for your inherit weakness.
NIN: NIN HAVE NO WEAKNESS
DRG: Do not let arrogance consume you! You shatter like glass if you don't have your shadows up. With the Paladin you have access to cover, flash, and curative magic.
PLD: He does make some sense...
NIN: Yes I agree.
PLD: What do you say we work together.
NIN: Yes, yes let's do that.
PLD: */ma "Raise" NIN
DRG: See! Now you're more powerful than anyone. ...Oh @#%^. COME TO ME EIZENHAN.
. . . . . . . . .
DRG: Eizenhan??
BST: Oh? Was that your pet? Sorry, I needed something to keep that goobue offa me.
DRG: ...You charmed my wyvern?
BST: Dude, they come back like, every 20 minutes now.
DRG: But our bond is unbreakable! How could he succumb to such powers seductive powers!?
BST: Listen bud, charming animals and then having them ruthelessly kill their friends and family is what I do.
DRG: That's...horrible! Me and Eizenhan work together to defeat our foes!
BST: Yeah, and yet rdm get the pimp hat. Cruel world. Also, you got arggo.
DRG: Ahhhh!
PLD/NIN: YEEAAAAAAAAAARGH
DRK: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
NIN: Wait, where the @#%^ did you come from?
DRK: I JUST LIKE TO KILL THINGS!!! LOLZ!!!!
PLD: Works for me!
And so the war between NIN and PLD was ended in the annhilation of the dragoons. The ninja and Paladin grew to know and respect each others abilities, viewing each other was powerful tanks in their own right, an unstoppable force together. And all was right in the world.
THE END.
